Wanna know me?
About Me
A wandering soul with a Wi-Fi connection and a tendency to romanticize the most ordinary chaos. My physique? Lightweight enough to be wind-assisted. My mission? To gain mass before I take flight like a rogue leaf.
I've mastered the noble tradition of crafting plans with great enthusiasm and abandoning them with equal passion. I walk into every room knowing exactly where the snacks are — it's instinct, not training. And if you share yours, you're instantly my kind of person.
Most days, I drift between deep thoughts and dumb ones. One minute I’m questioning the universe, the next I’m wondering if mosquitoes consider me a delicacy. Balance, you know?
If you're still here reading, you’ve either got way too much time… or excellent taste. I’m flattered either way.
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